Don't you dare....

Don't you dare close the refrigerator..... So fascinated with it, that I absolutely hate it when its closed

Don't you dare put a blanket on me.... (This habit, since she was 10 days old. For the first ten days, that lil doll did nothing, but eat-pee-poop- sleep. The very first thing she did, was to kick off her blankets.Still continues... Sometimes, I would find her sleeping peacefully, and cover her up with a light blanket, the next moment, she would wake up, toss and turn and kick around until she gets that damn blanket off. In the process, she would wake up and cry. Soooo much, for lovingly covering up my baby to sleep cosy....)

Don't you dare serve rice on my plate.... (completely hates it..... podi... nee periya vellai-kaari...)

Don't you dare show me your jewel box.... unless you want everything strewn around in odd corners

Don't you dare gimme a bath without a raincoat....

Don't you dare leave the laptop open...unless you want all the keys sent up to heaven

Don't you dare vacuum, i hate the noise and that green alien...

Don't you dare mop the floor, unless you carry me...

Don't you dare play anything on the TV other than 'Yeppadiyo maati kittein...' song (How apt)

Don't you dare take me near the waffle shop...

Don't you dare change my clothes... I know how to pull off my diapers, my pull-ups...

Don't you dare ask me to come home from the playground...

Don't you dare talk on your mobile phone before I have a good talk with the caller

Don't you dare leave any pens around, unless you want me to scribble on ur sofa

Don't you dare read any books, the only books you will read are mine... and with me...

Don't you dare sit on my lil chair

Don't you dare do the dishes... I hate it the most...

Don't you dare cook without carrying me... I need to supervise...

Don't you dare dress up, I will not get down from ya, what if you leave me and go....

Don't you dare talk to your mom for long, someone might want to talk to me...

Don't you dare pick up my toys and put them away, i like them all around the house wherever I go...

Don't you dare take your eyes off me, I WILL be doing something that I shouldn't be....

Don't you dare water the plants without me... They only grow, when I water them...

Don't you dare ever ever brush my teeth... until, you want the neighbours to call in the police...

Don't you dare ..... don't you dare.... don't you dare..... Life is quite tough to be a mom, too many dark-dares lurking around!