Funny Fellow

This post is about about none other than our very own Anto. For those of you wondering who is Anto, he is my knight in a shining armour...and to those of you who have seen him and imagining him so, its high time that you stop rolling on the floor, laughing out loud...Please get up to read the rest.

Once Anto &  I were walking down from the mall to our home. On the way, I saw this girl who had a rather tiny face, pretty yet odd to an extreme , almost devlish(Forgive me Lord. I know all your creations are godly, but You messed it up with this one. You were probably working on a friday evening. Please be reminded in future, that You do NOT work on friday evenings)

Getting back to my storyline, I quietly pointed her out to Anto, and you wouldn't believe me, but the fellow said he had noticed her long long back and I gotta be blind for not having noticed her before. Thats when Anto shed light on his theory.

All girls,rather anything female, within  the radius of 20 m are given a quick scan.
Blink, blnk, blink... all above-averages are give a small little red hallow
Finally, the red-hallow-ones are given a good look, all in a matter of seconds.

Ha ha ha... Men and their silly stories and my husband says the most incredible tales. Have I ever mentioned, that he has an incredibly good sense of humour(No, I wasn't paid to say this).

Well sometimes, he goes over the top, and does really silly jokes and I take this opportunity to let him know that such mokkais(jokes) aren't anything but mokkai mokkais(dumb jokes) and here is one such for the world to savour.

I asked him if he wants an egg omelette or scrambled eggs. His reply 'an omelette with green chillies'. It was only a day before that he said that he didn't like green chillies in his omlette. Hence, I was muttering to myself when he sprang up to say, ' for tomorrow, Can you make my omelette without eggs'.(I promptly replied that I would throw him outdoors and lock the door)

Hope my little darling inherits his funny bone, minus the mokkais though ;)